I thought we'd agreed to keep our correspondence secret
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:34,
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I cannot longer stand the secrecy, my love
I WANT TO WORLD TO KNOW ABOUT YOUR THIGHS
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:44,
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They have to wait until playboy respond to my letters and offer me a photoshoot.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:46,
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There'll always be Thighs Bi-Annually.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:47,
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Yeah, but they never get the lighting right.
And their thigh make-up artist is an amateur.
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:48,
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At least the money's good.
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:50,
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I do it for the art, not the cash
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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Tue 13 Jan 2009, 21:50,
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