Hehe, pretty much what I thought
when I was looking for an online copy... The Times had 'scientists have found', the Independant had 'research has shown', and the Sun had, 'THE SUN HAS DISCOVERED!'
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I did suspect they may have been from Mars.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 16 Jan 2009, 17:09,
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Hopefully
when they return to the home planet, they'll take the Daily Mail with them!
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam,
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