He should use the cocktail umbrellas concealed under his armpits
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Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:40,
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Hahaha
Or the lance armstrong up his bum.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Fri 23 Jan 2009, 10:42,
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