I wouldn't fret.
Take one measure of pompous-ness, mix with a liberal dash of opinionated fuckhead, and garnish with a dash of has-no-idea-what-he's-actually-talking-about* and you've pretty much got it.
*Potential Daily Mail readership optional.
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Fri 30 Jan 2009, 10:06,
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