There is the alternate version:
Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To give poor Rover a bone.
When she bent over,
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.
I've always been impressed with the rhymming of 'over' with 'over'. Pure class.
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Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one,
Mon 2 Feb 2009, 13:29,
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or
"when she bent down, the dog came around".
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mr horrible up yours, dickface,
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