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# Fuck it would be so cool
to do that on a couch in Ikea
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:11, archived)
# It would be good way of testing it. That way you know its not going to fall apart when you take it home.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:13, archived)
# In the Ikea nearest to here
they have a chair in a perspex box with a piece of wood which pushes down on the seat over and over. It's supposed to show how they test their furniture, but it's more like some kind of installation piece. Maybe if it was a dead shark instead of a chair...
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:16, archived)
# I COULD THROW A FROZEN CHICKEN OFF THE BALCONY
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:19, archived)
# Brilliant.
Great. That's the point.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:21, archived)
# But back to my original statement, this isn't flat-packed furniture.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:29, archived)
# Yeah they have one in the local ikea here as well.
Haha - a dead shark or a used president would suffice!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 3:20, archived)