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You're the one that said all black people should pay 2m Zimbabwean dollars for a tictac!:O

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:09, archived)

oh but what a tictac

*rubs legs*

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:10, archived)

*rubs tictac*

meh, it's personality that counts.

On that note and to paraphrase the little know, correct quote from The Magic Roundabout...

...*boing*
Time to bugger off for a curry said Zebadee.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:13, archived)

have a nice curry

I'm going to have a piece of toats :)

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:17, archived)

With curry on it?

I'm going to have a thali; the Indian tapas:D

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:19, archived)

going to have a boiled egg on it

I'm eating far too much shite and I have to cut down

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:20, archived)

I had curry tonight and the my dog licked is clean...

(The plate that is)

She is now sitting on the sofa with the misses, farting like a trooper!

WINS!

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:23, archived)

Hahaha

I remember when I was a kiddy and the dog used to get to lick the containers from the Chinese clean every Saturday.
I'm presuming that's what you mean or did you just mean that the lick your dog had is not dirty?

EDIT: And can the missus actually notice that it's the dog, not you, that is sitting with her?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:25, archived)

So much mind-piss so little time...

The dog licked the plate clean and is now on the sofa pulling eggy ones off...

I am sitting safely over the other side of the room, Googling "Squirrels with tits" and rearranging my pocket handkerchief.

* FWAP, FWAP, FWAP...

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Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 3 Feb 2009, 20:49, archived)