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# I went out for a meal with a lady called Helga Hamburger
She was lovely but I don't think she was too interested.

Thus concludes the story of my dinner with Helga Hamburger.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I probably wouldn't even remember if her name wasn't Helga Hamburger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Was she from Hamburg?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# She was french but her family was german
also I think the questions about her name was the moment in the evening where everything went downhill.

HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER!
Did you proceed to talk about bratwurst sausages or Kranskys?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)