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# That's no dune...


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(FeldmanHaimBluesExplosion : You've only to believe if you wish to achieve. T, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:19, archived)
# The Death dune!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:20, archived)
# That's no dune!
He just said so!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# That's why its dead.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# No it's not, it's just restin'
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Can it zap camels/be milked?
(I helped save b3ta! Rico, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:21, archived)
# how does it smell?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:22, archived)
# Like camels' milk
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:24, archived)
# mmmmmmmmm camel
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# The best of all the animals!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# Not bad actually. I went there one time, and all I could smell was the scent of jasmine, mixed in with dead storm troopers
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:25, archived)
# aren't they a little dead to be stormtroopers?
why does that make me giggle?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:31, archived)
# They are half dead, One half got killed at Ayers Rock and the other half is barely surviving the Queensland storms
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:34, archived)
# oh britney, wipe away those tears of jam
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:28, archived)
# JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# needs moar bitchslap!
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:18, archived)
# Berms.Hahah.

(muckluks notsureyet, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:29, archived)
# dont berms explode?
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# "That is not my dog"
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Indeed they do...
usually while I am pissing by your door
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:33, archived)
# Good news!
One of the worst and most unnecessary remakes in movie history will soon have a sequel!
The trailer for the new Clouseau largely features his mispronounciation of the word "hamburger". I'm guessing this is the best joke in the movie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:36, archived)
# You can't be serious?
But you're right. This is the most unnecessary remake in history. I think Hollywood has run out of ideas.
I think the end of the world will be at hand when they remake "Gone with the wind" with Anne Hathaway and Ben Affleck...
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
# I went out for a meal with a lady called Helga Hamburger
She was lovely but I don't think she was too interested.

Thus concludes the story of my dinner with Helga Hamburger.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:51, archived)
# I probably wouldn't even remember if her name wasn't Helga Hamburger
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# Was she from Hamburg?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# She was french but her family was german
also I think the questions about her name was the moment in the evening where everything went downhill.

HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# HAMBURGER HAMBURGER HAMBURGER!
Did you proceed to talk about bratwurst sausages or Kranskys?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# It never ceases to amaze me
the talent they actually land for these shitty films!

John Cleese, Andy Garcia, Jean Reno, Geoffrey palmer, Alfred Molina....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# I'm confused.
I think you're using a meaning of the word "talent" that I'm not familiar with.
Even in the trailers Cleese looks uncomfortable. He knows how bad it is.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:13, archived)
# For no good reason

More beer!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:32, archived)
# Where is Postbear?
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Busy plotting Humanity's downfall
if I know my postie.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# Yeah true.
lol
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:41, archived)
#
Writing the script for the Hollywood remake of Gone With The Wind with Anne Hathaway and Ben Affleck
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:42, archived)
# HAHA
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:45, archived)
# no way. that would make it entertaining.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)
# We can only hope...
the alternative doesn't bear thinking about.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:47, archived)
# Hahaha
The alternative exists and its coming sooner than you think. Ben Affleck will take over the world.
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:37, archived)
# Needs more Epicurus...
(I helped save b3ta! printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:38, archived)
# [ It's a very nice piece of logic.
Unfortunately dogma trumps logic.

so, God permits evil as it's part of a higher (possibly unknowable) plan.

or,
The Devil is responsible for actual acts of evil, and is part of God's plan, as above.

There are more theological responses, but I don't know how to argue those very well. ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Sat 7 Feb 2009, 0:39, archived)
# I bet the service to the moon is better!
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:40, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Ref your handle
BLOOSEXPLOSION!!!

Blues Orangutan
(I helped save b3ta! Studebaker Hawk Touch me, I'm thick, Fri 6 Feb 2009, 23:46, archived)