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# THE COMPUTER WILL NEVER CRY OR ANSWER BACK!
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:41, archived)
# yeah but won't make you a sandwich and they hurt your hands when you punch them...
and just to be sure
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:43, archived)
# Maybe you need
store.theonion.com/gotcha-box-usb-toaster-p-71.html
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Wed 11 Feb 2009, 8:48, archived)