You could take her from behind
and her norks could act as the Homer non-falling off the chair invention.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 12 Feb 2009, 15:59,
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I like the way your mind works
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Damocles wants no part of your debauchery,
Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:02,
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You could use her as a coffee table at a WI tea meet.
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Thu 12 Feb 2009, 16:04,
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