It has no match does it? A lighter look at the BBC popular news stories.Wasn't in the papers though.
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elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 0:52,
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Right, go tobacco'f the classroom for that
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 0:53,
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I hope I'm not made to stay late, I'm getting picked up by an automobile and delaying that would cause problems.It would be car sin. Oh, gen-eralising in these puns is wrong.
(Oh my god, it's just too contrived. You win. I'm fleeing. G'nite!)
((Oh my god, it's just too contrived. You win. I'm fleeing. G'nite!)
elephant rider property shark sighted!,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 0:59,
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*pipes up*You're (not lit-erally) firing on all cylinders.
So if I may nicotiney-tiny pun or two from your reserves, I'll leaf you be and put a Cu-ban on all new jokes...
(So if I may nicotiney-tiny pun or two from your reserves, I'll leaf you be and put a Cu-ban on all new jokes...
Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
Mon 16 Feb 2009, 1:04,
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