Do you want the pink battenburg squares, or the yellow ones?If you have the pink ones, then you mustn't chew them on the left-hand side of your mouth. If you have the yellow ones, then you must remove the marzipan first and eat it separately: one bite of cake and then one bite of marzipan, but you mustn't mix both in one mouthful.
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