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(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:45, archived)
# a nine bob note
surely?
(cattleprod, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# but it's
bent.
(I helped save b3ta! Duncan Disorderly, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:47, archived)
# Bent
as a
(I helped save b3ta! GR33DY, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# and it's bent
well, a little twirly.

Cut me some slack here!

Edit *stamps feet* Where's my newsletter? I'm bored!
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:48, archived)
# *snip*
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:50, archived)
# Thanks
Phew! It was getting a bit tight there.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)
# Have a Pom

Connections to her
Are the texture of fur
and the warmth of a purr
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:53, archived)
# Thats lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Banana, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 14:09, archived)
# are you winking the queens eye?
fnar fnar
(I helped save b3ta! mookid, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 13:52, archived)