Make sure you put custard in your underpants
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:53,
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And then get someone to slam a fridge door on your head repeatedly.
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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated,
Fri 20 Feb 2009, 21:59,
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