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:( snifflecry.

I just walked downstairs to see the deep frier on the hob smouldering. Some dong left it there and accidentally turned on the hob. The house smells of burnt plastic. I don't like the smell of burnt plastic.

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Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)

tasty nutritious burnt plastic :(

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discomeats This canoe, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)

I went for a walk around the block to air out my lungs. I had a cigarette.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)

hang on

someone left an unnattend deep fryer on a hob?

this is a great way to cause death.

that it reached the point of burny plastic.

this is bad, man, bad.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)

I know. Everything smells. I'll receive the blame, I am sure.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)

if someone left something like that

and blames you

the response is "WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DO YOU FUCKING THINK YOU WERE FUCKING DOING YOU STUPID FUCKING TWAT, YOU FUCKING LEAVE SOMETHING LIKE THAT UNATTENDED? YOU WANT TO FUCKING BURN TO DEATH? ARE YOU COMPLETELY FUCKING STUPID? FUCKING HELL? YOU STUPID FUCKING IDIOT"

and then become abusive.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)

RETORT NOTED.

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Ttssattsr, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:06, archived)

QUITE SO.

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discomeats This canoe, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 0:07, archived)

I once

Put someone's toaster on (the very) top of the oven then melted it while making toast on the grill. I offered to replace it but she was far too reasonable about it.

(Richy_T hundreds if not thousands of dollars, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 1:55, archived)