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# I sometimes think about getting an actual usb port on my neck.
But I don't think they'd have enough power to control standard shipping.
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# What would it interface with?
Or would it just be a decorative implant?
(, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I don't know, it was more just an irrelevent build up to somehow point out that a port is also something with boats in.
Though I'd imagine having one of them in your neck would be quite an awesome superpower. Especially if you stretched around it as a massive super tanker emerged out of your head.

Actually if I could connect my central nervous system with anything I so would, I can't say I'm a massive proponent of the technophile stuff but the ability to port Golden Axe into your brain would be quite nice.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Oh, I just assumed 'standard shipping' was some computer jargon I didn't know.
Pun doesn't really work -- you should have said just 'port' and not 'usb port'. A port can be either a usb port or a harbour; a usb port can only be a usb port.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I know, hence why I was questioning whether a usb port would have enough power to control standard shipping.
Like one of those little usb fridges you get...except a port.
(, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)