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[challenge entry] Plug'n'Play, baby!

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(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:53, archived)
# but I'm USB 1.1 :(
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:54, archived)
# if you can hang on long enough
USB 3.0 upgrades are on the way :)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I for one will welcome our new high speed overlords.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# *shudder* NEWSFLASH: I'm not going to complain about the compo
but I am bloody annoyed about other stuff :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# Got your cock stuck in the tumbledryer again?
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# I don't know why
but this made me guffaw quite hard.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# It's the word tumbledryer in the sentence.
I was going to say the more logical vacuum cleaner but tumbledryer seemed somehow funnier.

The mystical realm of words for you there.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# tumble
is a funnier word because of the b. Vacuum = no hook letter. Yawn.
(I helped save b3ta! magictoast, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# no. just shitty bloody uni treating me like shit again. I'm not just my student number.
and i have a cold.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# They didn't fix my showerhead until the week before I moved out. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Students don't bathe, do they?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# With difficulty, as the showerhead sputters everywhere and makes everything in the bathroom wet despite the presence of a showercurtain
(which was about as effective as a soggy poppadum)
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:02, archived)
# gaffa tape.
meanwhile it's not accommodation (thank fuck I still live at home, albeit with a massive commute)
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# Did he have it on Hot Blow?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# we could be at risk of offending the b3ta censor here
but the fact is that the slight decrease in my probability of scoring is not the source of my present frustration. That source is in fact: the abysmal office i have been put in as a postgrad (and the fact i will have to move in a month anyway) and i've got a cold.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# I know so little of Uni life
But from what you are saying I conclude that you have a work placement as a post-grad and it's crap and not beneficial to your future prospects. Am I close?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# um no work has nothing to do with being a postgrad
i've just started and i've been put in an office one step up from a broom cupboard and the facilities are particularly poor (shared computing facilities for a start) in the school of maths and stats, compared to other schools (like physics) in the faculty. FUCK YOU SCHOOL OF MATHS AND STATS, POSTGRADS WERE PROMISED BETTER. I HAD MY PICK OF UNIS YOU CUNTS.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:12, archived)
# other stuff ?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# yes. the bastards. :(
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# *pats*
*gives wowwy-pop*
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:56, archived)
# *licks*
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Wanked too hard you broke yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# no but unfortunately wanking seems to be part of my forseeable future.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:59, archived)
# Oh so you got dumped by your manfriend
Tough break man.
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Unfortunately?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:01, archived)
# yes, as in no one to do it for me.
I have to put a massive effort in
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:04, archived)
# I've sometimes thought about getting a usb port tattoed on the back of my neck,
but I keep deciding that it would be a bad idea.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:55, archived)
# I sometimes think about getting an actual usb port on my neck.
But I don't think they'd have enough power to control standard shipping.
(Jeru War and Piss, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# What would it interface with?
Or would it just be a decorative implant?
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:58, archived)
# I don't know, it was more just an irrelevent build up to somehow point out that a port is also something with boats in.
Though I'd imagine having one of them in your neck would be quite an awesome superpower. Especially if you stretched around it as a massive super tanker emerged out of your head.

Actually if I could connect my central nervous system with anything I so would, I can't say I'm a massive proponent of the technophile stuff but the ability to port Golden Axe into your brain would be quite nice.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:00, archived)
# Oh, I just assumed 'standard shipping' was some computer jargon I didn't know.
Pun doesn't really work -- you should have said just 'port' and not 'usb port'. A port can be either a usb port or a harbour; a usb port can only be a usb port.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)
# I know, hence why I was questioning whether a usb port would have enough power to control standard shipping.
Like one of those little usb fridges you get...except a port.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:05, archived)
# my friend had the Intel Inside logo shaved onto the back of his head last summer
'ow about a USB logo shaved into the back of your head?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Wed 25 Feb 2009, 23:57, archived)
# Yes that would be a bad idea as I predict that this would have
been like me having a SCSI port tattoed on my neck - technology changes too fast for tattoing to stay relevant.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Thu 26 Feb 2009, 0:03, archived)