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[challenge entry] a little rhyme for you all and a crap animation too ooh you are spoiled!
In days of old
When men were bold
And ladies weren't invented
They drilled holes
In telegraph poles
And had to be contented


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(cheebatv, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 19:56, archived)
# roy chubby brown
is that not
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 19:59, archived)
# This is not
a bad thing...
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 20:01, archived)
# think another part of that song was
two old lady's sitting on the grass one stuck her finger up the other one's a.....Oi, non of that, and old mother riley she got drunk she fell on the fire and burnt her ..... silly old cow, shouldn't got drunk in the first place 8D
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 20:13, archived)
# You DO know
they were regular playground rhymes before he sang them, right?
(I helped save b3ta! JustHere4Coffee remembers when all o' this were car parks, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 20:26, archived)
# hmm i hadn't heard em in the playground
though it ain't suprising to find that out
(munkeh back from the land of the dead, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 20:47, archived)
# i cant remember
seeing chubby brown when i was 5 like
(cheebatv, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 21:12, archived)
# i cant remember
i heard it years ago and it just stuck with me, finally i am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(cheebatv, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 20:03, archived)
# .
that is some of the best walking animation I've seen in ages
(christophaloph, Fri 14 Mar 2003, 20:38, archived)
# more to the poem
In the days of old
When knights were bold
And toilets were not invented
They'd lay their load
Beside the road
And walk away contented

In the days of old
When knights were bold
And condoms were not invented
They'd tie a sock
Around their cock
And babies were prevented
(puttysan, Mon 17 Mar 2003, 8:43, archived)