I always wanted to be a goalkeeper
Unfortunately I'm short and have shit hips.
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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:11,
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Get a hip replacement then
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Thu 26 Feb 2009, 12:13,
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