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# *nibbles fried sardines*
OLÉ!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You'd look gorgeous in one of those dresses. You've got just the right sort of leg hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :D
I'm feeling ravenous also, petal. What do you say to meeting me for lunch at 12? Usual table?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# You mean that one floating in the middle of the channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# *invites both of you to the trendy brasserie just down the road*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Do you think we would all fit inside the one bra?
/comedy misreads
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Great minds...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# *fly on the wall harpsichords*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Mmmm, bras....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Stop that - right now...
This, in addition to the text smut from Jessie last night, I don't know....

*gets all flustered*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Oh yes?
Textual smut, eh? No bugger ever texts me smut *grumble*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Don't even go there.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Even if I could I can't. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Aye, that's the one. Best fresh fish in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *gets goose fat evening dress on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Is that the Donna Karan one?
sounds fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# With matching extremely tight rubber cloche.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You'd better not forget the
Perspex Liberty Bodice*

*That I borrowed from Prof Undercover
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :D lovely stuff.
FOOOOOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)