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(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:37, archived)
# I've done that
but it might not be there now, as all I had was liquid eyeliner.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# I have a similar problem...
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# I HATE BLACKS














I know what you mean, Millets is better
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Oh you're just so controversial!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# What has that got to do with liquid eyeliner?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:22, archived)
# Hello, Wowowowowowowow. How are you today?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# Hello chicken, I am alright, although fucking ravenous.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# Pretty good. Just wasting an afternoon before work.
Tempted to make a bowl of pasta.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# 10 minutes until I can have a lovely beefy sandwich.
I might die first, I'm so hungry.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# *rubs tumtum*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# FUNF MINUTEN.
Almost.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Marvellous
I'm going to buy me a brand new marker pen to do just this
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# i always make sure i have a marker on me for just such an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# =D:)
oops... double smiles
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# :(
I'm so colour blind I actually can't see the corrections you've made...

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# 4-- for
You-re mum [+']s a slag
Pakysies go home
Save the w[+h]ales
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# many thanks
*enhuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# more'n welcome
if you come to a bash you can read far away things to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# will do petal.
I'm sure the argument I'm currently having with my optician will have been resolved before any such bash may happen.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# I want some new glasses
but I just haven't the funds until at least the end of the month.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# :( there's a guy i play warhammer 40k with who can't see reds or blues apart
bless him, his army is the most appalling painted thing i've ever seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:48, archived)
# Does anybody actually rebuke the conformity of the painting of such models
and have a magenta 40K army or really gayily painted models - just to mess up the minds of the other players - that would be a welcome sight.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# oh no, i think that's bad form
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# or make actual real clothes for their army
out of velvet... mmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:00, archived)
# I once painted a marine in McDonalds colors, with a golden arches shoulder-logo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# *applauds civic responsibility of this post*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:38, archived)
# When you corrected some graffitti to read "pennies from heaven", it was already correct
:)

*swift hugs all round*

psst: www.b3ta.com/board/9235199
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:39, archived)
# *think*
Pennines from heaven didn't make any sense though
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# oooh I miss my pennines.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# you!
*swift hugs back atcha*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# \o/
*readjusts pants*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# Now do yours...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# haha
Have your hands been cut off? ;D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Yes!
*leaves Dix to figure out how I'm typing this*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Head dobber?
*runs for the hills*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# *nukes from orbit*
Try running for them now, matey...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Hola kitten.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)
# *Flamencos*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:42, archived)
# *plays spanish guitar and wails like she's trodden on a plug*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)
# This image will stay with me all day.
In a good way.

Edit:



(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# AAAHYYYYAAAAAAAAAYAAAAA
*foot shuffle*

edit: oooh, thank you!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:46, archived)
# *nibbles fried sardines*
OLÉ!
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:45, archived)
# You'd look gorgeous in one of those dresses. You've got just the right sort of leg hair.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:47, archived)
# :D
I'm feeling ravenous also, petal. What do you say to meeting me for lunch at 12? Usual table?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# You mean that one floating in the middle of the channel?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:50, archived)
# *invites both of you to the trendy brasserie just down the road*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# Do you think we would all fit inside the one bra?
/comedy misreads
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Great minds...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# *fly on the wall harpsichords*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Mmmm, bras....
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Stop that - right now...
This, in addition to the text smut from Jessie last night, I don't know....

*gets all flustered*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Oh yes?
Textual smut, eh? No bugger ever texts me smut *grumble*.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:56, archived)
# Don't even go there.
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# Even if I could I can't. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# Aye, that's the one. Best fresh fish in Europe.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:52, archived)
# *gets goose fat evening dress on*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Is that the Donna Karan one?
sounds fab.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:57, archived)
# With matching extremely tight rubber cloche.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# You'd better not forget the
Perspex Liberty Bodice*

*That I borrowed from Prof Undercover
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:59, archived)
# :D lovely stuff.
FOOOOOOOOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 12:01, archived)
# heh!
the bhs toilet in edinburgh used to have a graffiti wall where someone had gone through it marking the messages out of ten and giving them a report on their grammar and spelling. Was mildly humourous.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# There is also the legend of
the graffito (?) in The Mitre pub in Oxford that read:

"You don't buy your beer here, you only rent it...."
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:40, archived)
# fank yoo
i fined ritin is difik dyf hard
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 11:41, archived)