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# Why not tickle lady cat nipples underwater in brooks and streams over the English countryside whilst smiling for the amateur photographer?
Because it'd be wrong, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# yet strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# why strangely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Because it is against my restraining order
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Table 4:
1 pair handcuffs
1 mixed grill
4 straight jackets with extra salt
Ball Gag surprise
Two lengths of rope (2 metres)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# you forgot the paprika
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ^ this is true*
*may be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It is true. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I was just leaving your (and my) options open.
A flexible approach, you see?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It is?
er...


*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Did you see me talking to you earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# er no sorry
I've been putting up a site this morning so only half an eye on b3ta

how are you lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm alright
you're mates on facebook with someone I'm apparently going to the cinema with on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Really?
Not been on fb for ages, was going to brave it this afternoon...it's a bit of a mission lately

Gaz me their name...I'm all curious now :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)