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# om nom nom nom
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Hahaha
gross
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I love this
I'm so grown up
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# In fairness, you don't really NEED an ambulance if he's dead either.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# *blinks*
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*blinks some more*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# They just leave the dead bodies lying on the streets round your way, do they?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
#
Ashally, if the ambulance turn up and after resuss attempts the patient is declared dead they'll leave the body at the home, make it look presentable and then the undertakers will come to take them away (unless the death is suss)
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *nods*
my mate used to do it in the family business.

I want to do funeral makeup.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# I really want to have a go at front of house undertaking
I reckon I've had enough dealings with them to make a good one
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I would too
but I can be quite... cheery... not sure if that'd suit. I'm best kept downstairs with the er.... clients.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# Good day to you sir!
And how are you today? Nice weather we're having! Oh, your five year old son is dead? Sons are great aren't they? Lovely little lads. Cancer? Oh, I'm a Cancer, my horoscope said I'm in for a stroke of luck today, and my lucky number is 5. Ooooh, do you want to look at some coffins? Aren't coffins brilliant?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:32, archived)
# :D lovely stuff.
so close to how I'd be.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I want to be a funeral clown.
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(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# That reminds me of one of the baddies
from Kickle Cubicle :(
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# What Joliet said.
:D SHUT UP, PAUL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# pipe down, young 'un
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# hahaha
nice
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Ha ha ha ha!
Ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Does the momentum of the arm raising throw him into the mouth?
Why not make longer less fliddy arms?

EDIT: The dumping makes it. I've got a digestive system working almost that fast at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# because he is a giant, and therefore genetically unstable
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Why not tickle lady cat nipples underwater in brooks and streams over the English countryside whilst smiling for the amateur photographer?
Because it'd be wrong, that's why.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# yet strangely arousing
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# why strangely?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Because it is against my restraining order
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Table 4:
1 pair handcuffs
1 mixed grill
4 straight jackets with extra salt
Ball Gag surprise
Two lengths of rope (2 metres)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# you forgot the paprika
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I never do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# ^ this is true*
*may be true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# It is true. Trust me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I was just leaving your (and my) options open.
A flexible approach, you see?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:29, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# It is?
er...


*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Did you see me talking to you earlier?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# er no sorry
I've been putting up a site this morning so only half an eye on b3ta

how are you lovely?
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:16, archived)
# I'm alright
you're mates on facebook with someone I'm apparently going to the cinema with on Friday.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Really?
Not been on fb for ages, was going to brave it this afternoon...it's a bit of a mission lately

Gaz me their name...I'm all curious now :)
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# Done.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# They must be very few calories as the his body
has so little time to absorb nutrients which is probably why he's a stick man no doubt.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# hahahahah, utter lunacy!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# pfff hhhahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 4 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)