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# hahaha, I likes that :)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Best one I found so far!
Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:31, archived)
# lolwut?
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
#
www.fmylife.com/
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
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Today, I went to get a sports physical at a hospital. My nurse was morbidly obese and unattractive. She told me she would go through the tests listed on the sheet. She did everything, including feeling my genitalia. When it was done, I read over the sheet. Genitalia wasn't a test listed. FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:34, archived)
# hahahaha, pffft, ahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:39, archived)
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Today, I was sitting in class and I fell asleep during the lesson. I was wearing sweatpants and had an erection. My teacher came up to me and grabbed my penis. She thought it was my phone. FML
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)
# cooorrrrrrrr, how is that fucking up your life :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sat 7 Mar 2009, 21:55, archived)