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# yays
That suit is very slimming!

Have an additional woo.

EDIT: I have just found the most fun passtime on the planet. Putting bubblewrap through a shredder!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:04, archived)
# Tried it with bubblewrap envelopes
It's fun... but have you tried squeezing sealed bags of demerara or other dense brown sugar?
Go on, try it. It's oddly relaxing.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I've got the shite stuff for the guests
But I don't use sugar myself.

Great thing was it was that the bubblewrap was from a free sample of magnetic tape. I shall ravage my fridge tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# You don't have to buy the sugar
Just fondle the packets in the supermarket.
If you can give loud, pleasured little sighs of relief while doing do, you earn bonus points.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)
# So I have to bring my shredder along?
I actually know what you mean:)

It's a breaking down sorta thing. A bit like mashing up the illegal immigrants you have stashed in your basement for pig feed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)
# uTube material . . . have you recorded it ?
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Yes
I shredded it afterwards though:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 8 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)