Oz Clarke is a bit of a dick.
I saw that one where they were serving behind the bar, and when someone first asked him for a pint, he started drinking it so he could tell them what it was like.
James May wishes he was Stephen Fry.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02,
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James May wishes he was Stephen Fry.
I know you love him in a sexy way
But he does wish he was Stephen Fry.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:07,
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I wish I was Stephen Fry
except my age, and a version of Stephen Fry who likes all teh sex with girls.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09,
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He's shagged ladies, back when he was young and beautiful.
Lucky ladies, I say.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:11,
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I've seen a billion shirts I want to buy you.
at some point I need to get your measurements so I can have them on me just in case.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:13,
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Harrumph.
Speaking as a woman who's chucked her arms around you more than once, NO.
I could guess, but I'm no good at guessing boy measurements.
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:15,
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I could guess, but I'm no good at guessing boy measurements.
You do a mean 'Harrumph' my dear Cap,
You're too kind as well. I think it's a 16-16.5 collar, but I dare not get anything too 'tailored', as that extenuates the mid-riff area - and that's really not a good thing, trust me.
:)
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Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:18,
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:)