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# Oz Clarke is a bit of a dick.
I saw that one where they were serving behind the bar, and when someone first asked him for a pint, he started drinking it so he could tell them what it was like.

James May wishes he was Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:02, archived)
# James May's a bit foxy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I know you love him in a sexy way
But he does wish he was Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:07, archived)
# I think all men do, a bit.
If they don't they should.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:08, archived)
# ^ this
but without the manlove
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# I wish I was Stephen Fry
except my age, and a version of Stephen Fry who likes all teh sex with girls.
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# He's shagged ladies, back when he was young and beautiful.
Lucky ladies, I say.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# ^see
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:12, archived)
# "oh, hello"
He's a ladies man, for sure.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Don't ask me to explain it
he's just a bit nice.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:09, archived)
# Great taste in Nichole Fahri, too
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:10, archived)
# :D shirts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:11, archived)
# Oh yes. Yes indeed...
*owns three of the same*

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# I've seen a billion shirts I want to buy you.
at some point I need to get your measurements so I can have them on me just in case.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Go with 'Spare Tyre' size and you'd be close enough
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# Harrumph.
Speaking as a woman who's chucked her arms around you more than once, NO.

I could guess, but I'm no good at guessing boy measurements.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# You do a mean 'Harrumph' my dear Cap,
You're too kind as well. I think it's a 16-16.5 collar, but I dare not get anything too 'tailored', as that extenuates the mid-riff area - and that's really not a good thing, trust me.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# *notes down*
I just wear very tight belts. I look like sausages, but meh.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ABSOLUTELY NOT TRUE!
You svelte young temptress, you!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# :D this mutual massaging is very good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:24, archived)
# You're both gorgeous people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# :D awww
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# Oz Clarke plays a bank robber in Superman The Movie
TRUEFAX!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 9 Mar 2009, 13:25, archived)