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# genuine quiet chortle
then, the most a true englishman will ever display emotion. So woo
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# you mean
by beating a peasant to death

then going into the drawing room and throwing a glass of port into the fire in a fit of rage™

?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# I would never beat a peasent to death
it only encourages them, the best way to deal with the lower orders is to give them a bit of a look.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# I hope you remember to take your hat off when you do it
and hold it with your left hand

that'll show 'em!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# The most emotion a true Englishman will show
is blinking slightly more quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# an englishman does not blink
a moments innatentive blinking is enough for revolution
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# I think you will find, Sir
That when in love with a lady of acceptable station and dowry, or when insulted by your host's poor choice of port, it is acceptable to blink twice in succession, quickly.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Mar 2009, 14:04, archived)