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# Ah, the famous Battenburg plant
Created in 1802 by General Von Fatcake, the General was looking for something which could quench his hunger for cakes, while he himself enjoyed his hobby of gardening.
He employed his best men to track down leading gardeners and the best scientists Britain, and during the 'Women's Fest' in Dudley they happened upon a way of combining the two into what we now know is the Battenburg plant.

Nowadays it's a plant for fatties, normally found in offices about the UK.
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# sadly not the one I am in
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# same here
I'm fecking starvin, me is :(
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# me too
I need to find a banana
(, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)