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# He doesn't understand, he's watered and put them in a semi-shaded location...why wont they grow?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Th@s gud but can i make a sugestin?
Why not use PAINT and try to get the whole fing dun in less than a miunte. It wud look egdy and hav appeel.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# It's what I do
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# GUD 4 u
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# DO YOU NEED ANY HELP?
DID YOU COME ON A BUS? DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT COLOUR IT WAS?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I LIKE EGGS.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# DID YOU BRING A PACKED LUNCH?
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# :D
watched battenburg never boils... which is a good thing. Don't blink!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# much better than waiting for the sprouts to battenberg
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# He has amazing will power
If I were planting them they never would have made it to the pot.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:16, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:04, archived)
# Did he put marzipan in the water?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# No just a spinkle of sugar
(he's trying to avoid marzipan blight)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# wrong type of soil, obviously.
heheh, woo sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Did he slightly peel the marzipan first?
It helps the germination process
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Ah, the famous Battenburg plant
Created in 1802 by General Von Fatcake, the General was looking for something which could quench his hunger for cakes, while he himself enjoyed his hobby of gardening.
He employed his best men to track down leading gardeners and the best scientists Britain, and during the "Women's Fest" in Dudley they happened upon a way of combining the two into what we now know is the Battenburg plant.

Nowadays it's a plant for fatties, normally found in offices about the UK.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:07, archived)
# sadly not the one I am in
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:08, archived)
# same here
I'm fecking starvin, me is :(
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# me too
I need to find a banana
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# I admire your patience.
Could you spare some seedlings when they get going?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# If they ever get to the flowering / fruiting stage
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# You're very kind, thank you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# it doesn't work unless you splice it with another plant that has a developed root system.
A friend of mine successfully spliced a strawberry plant with a hops plant. The resulting brew was impossible to drink.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:10, archived)
# I should point out that this idea of 'splicing'
is simply slicing a nice long diagonal cut on the stem & sticking a similarly sliced plant on top. From a similar genus.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# cellotape is made from cellulose and is fine for taping plants together.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:17, archived)
# KIDS:
Experiment at home! Just remember that if it dies you kill two plants and if it survives you still kill one.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)
# Unless!
You use the other offcuts to make another! If it fails, still two plants, if they live, no plants have to die!
Yay save the plants
(annhialus hasn't had an accident since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:22, archived)
# VEGETARIANS:
Please stop eating all the plants.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# what do you use do draw so beautifully?
what program i mean. WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# It's always nicely done innit
I'm guessing a drawing tablet is involved
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# They are drawn in illustrator
on my battered 9 year old* (NINE YEARS!) Wacom tablet.


*The oldest computer peripheral I have ever owned...
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# Awesome
that has set my Monday off to a good start :)
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# I'm sorr sorry but there's a reason.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:15, archived)
# TOOOO SOOOOON!
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:19, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Now stop throwing your airfix kits at my Battenbergs!!!
I bet the paint and glue is hardly even dry either!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# My nose followed went with it
/Adrian Mole blog.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Solid gold watering can?
Woo as always, sir!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:18, archived)