You are aware...
that he pee's in your tea every time you do?
Cornish law mate. It's a good thing you didn't call him a pixie otherwise he would be honour bound to cover himself in woad and steal your sheep.
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Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23,
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he's never got close to my tea
although he has served me aussie white many times. he doesn't look like a pixie, but he does look incredibly like timothy claypole.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26,
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