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# despicable
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# YAY PASTY!
Poor Chaos acolyte
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:14, archived)
# Like a nekkid TO'D?:P
woo
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# very much like a naked Tit o' Destruction
the most fiendish of yorkshire denziens.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# cheese pasties are gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Heretic!
Only the pasty of Cornwall can be called a pasty.
Everything else is just form of pie.

(Cornish nationalist moment)
Seriously how come you cant get a proper one outside of cornwall??
The only exception is the west cornwall past co.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# i know a cornish bloke
we call him pasty.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# You are aware...
that he pee's in your tea every time you do?

Cornish law mate. It's a good thing you didn't call him a pixie otherwise he would be honour bound to cover himself in woad and steal your sheep.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# he's never got close to my tea
although he has served me aussie white many times. he doesn't look like a pixie, but he does look incredibly like timothy claypole.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# The same applies to
Twat Hats


* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:29, archived)
# i wish to live there
just so i can say i live in twathats.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:31, archived)
# I'm still disappointed by the lack of response to my idea.
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post387186

Does no-one remember TMWRNJ?!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# I'm Cornwallish and prefer cheese and onion to steak pasties.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yay!
they are gorgeous, especially when hot.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:36, archived)
# My other half James is from Devon and he has it on the highest authority
that Cornish Pasties were stolen from Devon and Devon tin miners! This often causes a pasty war between James and our friend who lives in Oxford but is from Cornwall.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:37, archived)
# Ah the old pasty wars...
We may have stolen them but we put in the proper filling
The Devonites just filled them with dog food. Fact.

There was also the "cream tea" conflict of 1864 when we trounce the devon demon
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:55, archived)
# yes, but the big question is
jam on first or cream on first?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:00, archived)
# Trick question...
It's butter on first.

Then jam (strawberry) and lastly cream on top

If you put the jam on last you get a jammy nose, every true blood cornish man knows that.
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 15:55, archived)
# wooooo I likey
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# In his bakery at R'lyeh, dead G'inster waits dreaming
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# haha f'gthan!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:24, archived)
# *worships the pasty*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# <something about warhammer>
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# I have tea.
Not a pasty. Tea.

Alright Tombles. Hi Captain. How are you? I'm alright. Good, me too.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# *eyes suspiciously*
Who are you and what have you done with our Captain?
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Coffee doesn't work any more.
I fall asleep after triple shot americanos, that's not good.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Caffiene and sugar have no affect on my alertness at all
I can scoff an entire easter egg and still be asleep ten minutes later.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I bought easter eggs for my mates at the weekend
they'd best like them
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# hey there petal, i'm alright.
i've made fucking sexy soup for lunch. i made lentil, potato, carrot, courgette and onion soup. its lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Phwoar.
Well done on the lack of clothes by the way. Excellent work. If I wasn't such a rampant wuss I'd join you (cue the hordes screaming in anguish).

Not JOIN join.

Anyway, good. Yes. Lunch in April?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:26, archived)
# that was a tad silly wasn't it?
i'll mourn your wussiness forever.

lunch in april for shizzle
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:30, archived)
# Nah, not silly. Ace and brave. You won't, I'm one of those women that look better clothed.
Awesome potatoes. Can we get massive bits of meat please? I'm in a meaty mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# there's another kind of meal?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:42, archived)
# According to ttssattsr...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:44, archived)
# WOO to the motherfunking YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:19, archived)
# ooo mini pastys. bitesize edition
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:22, archived)
# I wish to employ the small pasty people.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:20, archived)
# Yay to pies!


* Today I hit 10k and discovered next weeks challenge
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I wanan join the pasty party.
where is the sign up desk?

woo :)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:25, archived)
# DEEEEESSSSSSSSK.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# phwwwwooooarrr!
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# Am I the only one thinking
"Patrick Moore!" ?

I must not be as nerdy as the rest of you D:
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:28, archived)
# hahaha apparently not
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:32, archived)
# yay the pasty goblins are here!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I find these pasty people to be most pleasing
but they never bring me a free pasty - why is this as I greatly desire a pasty now!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:35, archived)