I'd quite like to be asian.
I could go outside in the sun without having to cover myself in factor 4 billion.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:51,
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I tan straight away in the sun and don't burn
But I have to put on the factor 4 billion on my face, at least
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Duke Otterby you pre-verts,
Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:54,
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