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# Is it just me, or do these two look awfully similar?
(Half of Stephen Fry's right buttock pissed on your dog on, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:37, archived)
# mnnng
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# In the way that they're white males over the age of 50.
OH MY GOD IT'S KIRK DOUGLAS.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# RACIST
"they all look the same to me..."
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Yeah, damn crackers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# i got called a honky by an old black man in america
i've never been on the recieving end of racism before. it was weird
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# you must be english then
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# white, middleclass, male, born in surrey
pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# not that being called sheepshagger or anything can really be called racist
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# I've had it quite a bit
the asian lads in my town hate:

white girls
jews
people with money/class/education.


(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# but wait! you're all three! does that cancel them out?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# Apparently not.
It makes me all sorts of words I don't understand, a few I do, and also emminently beatable *points to scar going round her left eye*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# :( that makes me sad
pricks
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# That's alright
if loads of women hadn't appeared from nowhere to worry about me and mop the blood up I'd have fucking killed him. There's a reason he ran.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# like Gurrah
Puddhi
Ma-chord

by any chance?

spelling guaranteed to be incorrect
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I can't remember
it's been some time since I've ventured towards the shittier parts of my home town, to be honest.

Always answered with a hearty 'I think you'll find that's pronounced 'one of the chosen ones', fuckers....'

either that or 'dare-ma sale muscleman guttro', which I haven't used in a while as I can't remember what it means. A mate taught it to me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# but you don't even look jewish though *confuses*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
#
मैं एक बहुत बड़ा लिंग है. यह तुम्हारे लिए है.
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:59, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:03, archived)
# If someone's taking the piss
I'd rather be aware.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
#
here
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:06, archived)
# Oh right.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:08, archived)
# I do with black hair
which I had for years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:02, archived)
# I'm none of those things and not even Asian.
I've never needed a Venn diagram more in my life.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# all the things they want be
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# I'd quite like to be asian.
I could go outside in the sun without having to cover myself in factor 4 billion.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# I tan straight away in the sun and don't burn
But I have to put on the factor 4 billion on my face, at least
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:54, archived)
# A vegetable?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Best moustache I've ever seen.
And the beardy bloke from American Chopper's isn't bad either.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Micto's beats both.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# *flickr bash pools*
You're not wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# I know.
I've not seen it in person, but I'd love to. I find the man cuddlable enough as it is, bless him.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# he's built out of malice and coathangers
COATHANGERS!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:49, archived)
# The man's a legend.
He's the first and only person to introduce himself to me by sneaking up and grabbing my arse and left breast. Brave.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:50, archived)
# *envies*
that'll certainly make an impression...
ilove the picture of him, jason and the huge neon cock
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# Don't envy him
I was a big girl when he did it :D

it is an awesome picture, bless their little hearts.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:57, archived)
# i can't even begin to imagine what that poor barmaid must have thought
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:00, archived)
# Yes
They both look like they would easily be selected with the magic wand tool.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Bucket advertisement doesn't really allow for much originality.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# You edited.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I do that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:58, archived)
# fritzl's face has fallen on one side
omg stroke lolol
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# Express yesterday

At least ask how it was for her
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# that is appalling grammar
"...but didn't speak to her..." surely?
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)
# I think they rely on the infinite monkeys school of journalism
So you've got to be impressed they even got that
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:55, archived)
# well
Fritzl's hair, tache and eyebrows (and probably his cock) are being pulled by strings from above

American Chopper man is being pulled by strings from below
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:39, archived)
# It's just you
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:40, archived)
# Do they bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# in the tradition of those things, you are supposed to put the names under the wrong picture
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:41, archived)
# one's good at building bikes..the other is good a building extensions?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:42, archived)
# One's clearly an incestuous weirdo... and the other's on trial in Austria!
libel libel libel
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:43, archived)
# they look considerably different.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Mind if I drop my rant here.....?


The tidal wave of Plastic Paddies wearing green foam hats adopting insulting, fake Irish accents and vomiting
all over terrible Irish theme pubs is over for another year, thank God.

Why is it that every white American and more recently, every English person thinks they are Irish an St Patrick's day?
Being born in Ireland makes you Irish - having visited Ireland once, adopting a fake "Oirish" accent which proves you have never met, or even seen
an Irish person outside of a cartoon Leprechaun or having a relative come from there in 1780 doesn't make you irish, you cunts.

I lived in Wales for 20 years but I'M STILL FUCKING ENGLISH (embarassing though that is most of the time)

Being Irish is a physical fact - you are born in a country, you belong to that country - it's not
a) a state of mind or,
b) contrary to the belief in the USA it's not something you can sign up for for one day in the year like a visitors golf-club membership.

I wonder, on Martin Luther King day, do these same white Americans black-up and adopt a 1930s film comedy-black-man accent?
Do they run round the streets eating fried chicken, waving the Al Jolson jazz-hands while shouting "I ain't goin' in dat cellar massa"
and "Where am dat warty melon"?

Of course they fucking don't.
It would be incredibly insulting and would cause riots through the country.

So just to recap for the Americans out there - "YOU'RE NOT FUCKING IRISH!"

Thank you.

Phew. Thats better.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:44, archived)
# Excuse to get pissed innit.
But yes, I was in Dubai a week before St Paddy's last year and there was a stall selling Guinness hats in the airport, next to all the pleasant Arabian antiques.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# "excuse to get pissed"
British people already have an excuse to get pissed. It's called 'evening'.
(Fuiru Sting, where is thy death?, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Real paddy's...
....don't need an excuse
(I helped save b3ta! BulldogUgly Visit my profile to see what's between my legs, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 12:42, archived)
# hahah you live in wales
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:47, archived)
# i dont like the way its spread to this country
its more of an Americanism than it is an Irish thing
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:48, archived)
# I agree
The only reasons people celebrate Paddy's day are:
a) to get drunk
b) because for some reason we're not allowed to celebrate St George's
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:51, archived)
# ^This^ in spades
(especially the last one) I think this country is really suffering from feeling "a bit odd" about celebrating it's national day it has had to piggy back someone elses... :(
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:58, archived)
# Make George's a bank holiday and it might change
Although I doubt it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:01, archived)
# i had a chap in a bar last night say "we can't have a st georges day,it'll offend fucking pakies"
i was trapped in one of those awful moments where you can't agree with racism out of politeness but you're not the sort of person who can punch some one in the mouth for being a nasty git.

personally i like st patricks, its an excuse for a pint or two and a laugh. especially if you've got irish mates.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:09, archived)
# Don't get me wrong -
I have no objection to St Patricks day, or to going out
and getting pissed on said day.

Just don't pretend to be what you're not!

Its embarassing.

(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# people do that?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:14, archived)
# Ouch.
You cut me to the quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:15, archived)
# are you actually irish then? i just mean i've never heard people pretending to be irish on st patty's
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:18, archived)
# *CLICK*
I had the missfortune of being behind some middle aged couple who were literally shaking with excitement ordering a Guinness ZOMFG.
"Oim going to get a CRAZY HAT!!!!11"

so he puts a fucking branded top hat on.

"Oim gonna get a MOTHERFUCKING GREEN T-SHIRT!"

What a prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:07, archived)
# They're "irish-american"
Don't you have "scottish-irish" or "english-irish" in Ireland?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:12, archived)
# Didn't wear green yesterday...
We just use it as an excuse to drink. If you're in your university years, you get up early, you go downtown, and drink some beer and eat some eggs. Maybe some corned beef. Kids love it as its another excuse to drink, and the bars love it because its another day where they make money hand over fist.
(I helped save b3ta! Foxglove -- it all ends in tears anyway..., Wed 18 Mar 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Eagles of Death Metal Convention 2009.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:45, archived)
# who the fuck is Joseph Fritzl?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:46, archived)
# It's just you.
(I helped save b3ta! Ratsta, Wed 18 Mar 2009, 10:53, archived)