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# Simple answer - BAN TOBACCO.
Oh noes - because it makes us LOTS OF MONEY.

So lets just keep the junkies hooked like the whores they are, while simultaneously ostracizing them, taxing them as hard as possible, and then condemning others for, er ... selling drugs ...
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:22, archived)
# *is happy being a whore*
*only buys his smokes abroad*

/Gordon McBroon can fuck right off blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:24, archived)
# *befriends*
*grooms*

Got a spare tab, mate?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:25, archived)
# Most certainly....
*Nick-o-teens*

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:27, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:28, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# *applauds*
Excellent, sir - one for every occaision....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:33, archived)
# WIN!
Blummin hell!

I remember joining the Nick o Teen club and getting my mum to, er ... crush all her ciggys.

/indoctrinated 6yo blog
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Cunning plan
Did she then buy some more?
(Daimonion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:44, archived)
# Of course.
Mind, she's given up now, and gives me grief about how I shouldn't smoke.

I'm 34. I'm determined not to end up going "But mu-um ... ! That's SO unFAIR!"

It's an uphill battle.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:49, archived)
# Psychology
I find if you let em catch you mainlining heroin through your eye they leave you alone about the cigs.
(Daimonion, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 12:03, archived)
# cigs here are a quid a packet
(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:29, archived)
# Here they're ...
Well I haven't smoked tailors for years, and last time I was drunk enough to try to buy some the machine in the pub was bust, but I think it wanted about £5.70 for 16.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Mar 2009, 11:43, archived)