This.'We came home to find our son had put both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. There was an Ozzy record on the turntable, so we called our lawyer.'
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37,
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I really hope that sentence was followed by"Who told us to fuck off." in real life, but I doubt it somehow.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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