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# Sorry...
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Cliff FTW!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# "Do you do any Cliff Wrichard?"
"You hum it, I'll smash your teeth in."
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# LOL!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# SUGSG!
\o/

(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# \o/
+g
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I love these people that almost drive off cliffs and into rivers because of their sat-navs.
They're gradually but unstoppably reworking the question all children are asked at some point: "If your (sat-nav) told you to drive off a cliff, would you?"

To which the answer is, clearly:

"Er ... yes."
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# 'If we survive kids, we can sue!.... Everyone buckled up?'
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# This.
"We came home to find our son had put both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. There was an Ozzy record on the turntable, so we called our lawyer."
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I really hope that sentence was followed by
"Who told us to fuck off." in real life, but I doubt it somehow.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:47, archived)
# A delivery lorry got stuck in a small country lane near here a while back.
Of course, the driver's GPS sent him down there, calling it a shortcut. He ignored the increasingly worsening terrain and both of the two signs that indicated Heavy Goods Vehicles don't really fit and ultimately slid the cab into a ditch. Took all day for towtrucks and that to get him out.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38, archived)
# That whole mid period Cliff thing
what was it all about, really? Carrie doesn't live here anymore was terrible.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# But seeing him and a couple of backing singers act it out live in concert is awesome
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# hahahaha
this is most good, MOST GOOD!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# hahaha!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Arf!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# pffft....
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36, archived)
# That is tremendously good!
\o/
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ta...
and how are we, sir?
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# I hear about all the advances in science, medicine and technology, and think, "Wow, we really are an intelligent species "
then that illusion is completely shattered by idiots who drive off cliffs because "a speaking map told them too".

I think we're all doomed.
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# I think it's just the gap between intelligence and stupidity
increasing rapidly
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:45, archived)
# and so far 5 people who i've shown google street view to
have asked if they're live images? HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# Them Cliffs are really dangerous
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# OH CHRIST THE NIGHTMARES HAVE RETURNED
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# yay for this
*chuckles*
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# lol!
(, Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)