"Do you do any Cliff Wrichard?""You hum it, I'll smash your teeth in."
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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SUGSG!\\o/
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Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:36,
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\o/+g
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37,
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I love these people that almost drive off cliffs and into rivers because of their sat-navs.They're gradually but unstoppably reworking the question all children are asked at some point: "If your (sat-nav) told you to drive off a cliff, would you?"
To which the answer is, clearly:
"Er ... yes."
(To which the answer is, clearly:
"Er ... yes."
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:34,
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'If we survive kids, we can sue!.... Everyone buckled up?'
Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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This."We came home to find our son had put both barrels of a shotgun in his mouth and pulled the trigger. There was an Ozzy record on the turntable, so we called our lawyer."
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37,
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I really hope that sentence was followed by"Who told us to fuck off." in real life, but I doubt it somehow.
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Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:47,
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A delivery lorry got stuck in a small country lane near here a while back.Of course, the driver's GPS sent him down there, calling it a shortcut. He ignored the increasingly worsening terrain and both of the two signs that indicated Heavy Goods Vehicles don't really fit and ultimately slid the cab into a ditch. Took all day for towtrucks and that to get him out.
( zoldergoose,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:38,
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That whole mid period Cliff thingwhat was it all about, really? Carrie doesn't live here anymore was terrible.
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Smallbrainfield,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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But seeing him and a couple of backing singers act it out live in concert is awesome
Joliet,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:53,
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hahahahathis is most good, MOST GOOD!
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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:35,
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That is tremendously good!\o/
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J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:39,
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ta...and how are we, sir?
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:57,
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I hear about all the advances in science, medicine and technology, and think, "Wow, we really are an intelligent species "then that illusion is completely shattered by idiots who drive off cliffs because "a speaking map told them too".
I think we're all doomed.
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theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:37,
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I think it's just the gap between intelligence and stupidityincreasing rapidly
( monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 13:45,
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and so far 5 people who i've shown google street view tohave asked if they're live images? HOW THE FUCK COULD THEY BE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( hYpe is haunted by humans,
Wed 25 Mar 2009, 14:00,
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Them Cliffs are really dangerous
maiden is filmed before a live studio audience,
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