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# i just couldn't get into it anymore
it wasn't humping on bin bags or being caught by the occasional bouncer that bothered me, but when i saw a rat sitting on a kebab box, watching us and wanking. that's when i knew i wanted out.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:57, archived)
# Hey.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Sat 28 Mar 2009, 22:59, archived)
# beer + keyboard
;)
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:00, archived)
# lard + friction
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# I'm in for 20%
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:02, archived)
# 20%?
that'd better be just the tip!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:06, archived)
# They call it a service charge these days.


Fucking hell these euphemisms are just writing themselves now.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)