Hahaha
but a) he only cut the lobe off and b) the external part of the organ known as an ear is actually called a pinna not the ear.
*shuffles off to his friendless hovel*
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
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And c) van is just a definite article, not a real part of the name
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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this,
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