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# Grunty, I reckon your tits are artificially enhanced.
/spoilsport etc
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:04, archived)
# Well, sir, they were always
yours to fondle.

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:05, archived)
# *accidentally tears out a clump of hairs and kicks over the red wine bottle in the ensuing kerfuffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:10, archived)
# Noooo!
The last of the Rioja!

Right, off to the 7-11, you...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:12, archived)
# I'm tense.
It's a beige carpet, and this is a very expensive hotel room.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:24, archived)
# Salt - Get Salt from the mini-bar!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:25, archived)
# *scrapes salt off the peanuts*
oh god it's drying out.

Hang on, I think my mate's kid has got a credit card...
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:29, archived)
# Oi - leave that - we need it for chopping the coke...
Go see if next door have got some.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:30, archived)
# *knock knock*
"Erm, hello mate. Have you got any salt?"

"Are you taking the fuckin' piss?"

"Erm... "
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:37, archived)
# bwahahaha....
You star, sir....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 23:42, archived)