You missed off
'5 policemen tazing an old women who was going to the newsagent but walked into the protest crowd by mistake' - 100 points
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brown-wings Made with three kinds of butter,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 13:47,
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Not to mention
Two riot-cops - each with different ideas for how to control the crowd.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars,
Wed 1 Apr 2009, 20:46,
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