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# aloo gobi
err I mean sandy pansplatter
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# Ah, father of my gobchildren.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:24, archived)
# damn - err it's not me
I went out canoeing and erm got killed!

yes that's right!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# :-(
Nobody loves me.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:25, archived)
# oh.
*cuddles in an awkward stand-offish way*

*finds a bra-strap*

*moves groin further away*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:27, archived)
# Story of my life.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:29, archived)
# *moves groin closer*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# Mooooooooove (groin) closeeeeeerrrrr
Move your groiny real close until we
feel like we're really making scrapy groin noises
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# *raises eyebrow*
You're too young to remember that dirge of a song
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:36, archived)
# My favourite band of all time is the Beach Boys
I'm not really that good at new music.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# How are you at Nick Drake?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# an amateur.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Well, in fairness, me too. But: Pink Moon sideways heart.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Casserole monkeys sexy lid.
*hug* I'll give it a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *cling*
Potassium, Copper, Manganese.

(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# marijuana ecstasy and alcohoooooool
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Bad luck.
*secret love letters*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:28, archived)
# *tears of glee*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:30, archived)
# I WILL WRITE ONE ONE DAY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# IT WILL SAY
Milk
Brolly
Chocolate Coins
Pissbananas.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:34, archived)
# OH IT SO WILL.
THEN THERE'LL BE A KISS AT THE BOTTOM. AT/ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Put the lipstick on your little tea-towel holder instead
see if I can tell the difference.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)