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# My ex mate once called me at three in the morning to tell me
'OH MY GOD I CAN PLAY THE BEGINNING OF NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!'

'What, you mean the open E? You've learnt how to play a riff that requires no fretting.'

*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :(
I can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You really can. You've got a right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# right.
Get a tuned guitar. pluck the bottom E string (the thickest one), then the 4th, the 5th, the 6th, the 5th, the 4th. Repeat. Tada.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I got stuck at "tuned guitar"
I have an empty butter container and elastic bands...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Just facially injure yourself and be Lars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# DEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)