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# Oh Hai.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# *shakes head*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# Dear Oh Dear....
I don't like Llamas - they damn well bite.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# ooooh, I don't like them honey
They're all looking for a fight

OH NO!
There's one in the corner

I said: OH NO!
I think he's coming over




I'm so writing this song now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# The Chinese Popular Lobster is here to assist you.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# I love this little crustacean fella :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *does not question the popular lobster*
The popular lobster saved me from serfism. I am very thankful to popular lobster. Please take that gun away from my son's forehead.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# It's a form of persuasion it tends to find reaps excellent results.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# What's a Tibet?
Ohhhhh, you mean Little China.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Pfft!
Sad, but true.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *riffs*
Nowt else matters!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# My ex mate once called me at three in the morning to tell me
'OH MY GOD I CAN PLAY THE BEGINNING OF NOTHING ELSE MATTERS!'

'What, you mean the open E? You've learnt how to play a riff that requires no fretting.'

*hangs up*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# :(
I can't do that.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# You really can. You've got a right hand.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Show me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# right.
Get a tuned guitar. pluck the bottom E string (the thickest one), then the 4th, the 5th, the 6th, the 5th, the 4th. Repeat. Tada.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I got stuck at "tuned guitar"
I have an empty butter container and elastic bands...
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Just facially injure yourself and be Lars.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# DEAL.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# *sticks two fingers up in an Easterly direction*
That showed 'em.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Have at ya, with your largest standing army in the world 'n all....
oh fuuuuck! They're coming!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# To the end of the garden!
They'll never find us here, there's a bush.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Giddyup!
We *are* still playing Chuggy-Backs, yes?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# We will be as soon as you take your hands off my eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Ooops!
Sorry...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# TO THE BUSH!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:53, archived)
# *hums the Robin Hood music*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# Captain Wow, Captain Wow
Carrying her friend
Captain Wow, Captain Wow
To the garden's end
Feared by Paul Gadd
Loved by the hood (yo)
Captain Wow, Captain Wow, Captain Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)
# Hahaha!
I'm going to make you sing that when you come down to town.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# :D you better
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# This is the best thing I've ever read and now I'm sad that I've reached the peak.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# I love that guy
... I also love the great smooooth taste of Port Royal rolling tobacco. Mmmmm - that's a satisfying smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# "Don't say it won't harm ya"
It's a goddam vicious llama"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# OH NO!
He's looking all kinds of crazy

I said: OH NO!
He'll kick my head and then he'll daze me
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# Shirley....
Daze sprays
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# Nah, this is one mean llama.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# OH NO!
He'll kick you in the knackers

OH NO!
Because he's jealous of alpacas.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# *high five response*
awesome.

(p.s. watch How I Met Your Mother and revel in the awesomeness of NPH)
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Neil Patrick Harris?
I've only ever seen him in Harold and Kumar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# If you see one, you should shout
"LOOK OUT! THERE ARE LLAMAS"
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# :D
Good work, that man.
I haven't heard that in many a moon.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Steer clear of this then


Although apparently it's an alpaca
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:39, archived)
# Alpacas are lovely
Except when lots of them are running towards you. Then they're every bit as scary as llamas :(
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# So you're an alpaca man then?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# Hmmm. Not really.
Piglets are more my thing.

*must resist posting the picture, must resist....*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# I want to see your piglets
please?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# \o/
Super SIze Pig!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# *sends thought hugs to the young lady*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# *snuffles in Fae's bag looking for treats*
Edit: That's ^ her, by the way, not me.... ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# For once :D
*proffers small plushy truffle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# You cheeky madam, you
I only just got that!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# I proferred it to her!
You just get me teasing you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:57, archived)
# Well, ok, then...
*snuggles onto lap*

^ that's me.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:01, archived)
# :D I can tell
smaller ears
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# \o/
mucho glee :D
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Very sweet
but i thought you meant real piglets, like wot I saw on that Monty Hall program
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Oh there's real piglets, too.
Most things pig-related, frankly.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Scary piercing gaze.
I don't like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# That kind of remark is severely frowned on.
severely
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# *plants self in the middle*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:49, archived)
# Oh no!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# Post it, you know you want to.
/Spider - Being a bad influence since 1983
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# hehehe....
www.b3ta.com/board/9324871
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:45, archived)
# Hee hee
Also, Shetland ponies
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:00, archived)
# pfffttt....
i want to see how you tackle "it's pissing down",
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:38, archived)
# Like this....


I.E very badly
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# chuckle....
have you done - its raining cats and dogs? not that i want to be sen to be encouraging you....
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# I haven't,
but only because the pics of cats and dogs would be too small.
I saved the source pic at 280 px, so I can't biggerate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)
# Ha, that'll teach you, you FP whore
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:59, archived)
# It was the standard size back then!!
As well as "Just in case"
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:10, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Hahaha!
You love them all!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:42, archived)
# ha ha ha
increase your good kama, befriend a llama (or alpaca)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:40, archived)
# Enhance your good luck
roger a duck
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# increase your chances
murder some dancers
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Nice sprinkler action !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# You love them
all aswell
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:02, archived)
# You forgot to say OUTSIDE!
Outside outside outside!

(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:03, archived)
# She's a dumb bitch!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:05, archived)
# needs more Bob Carolgese falling from the sky
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:36, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:38, archived)
# hahaha
I love your style of memes,
Almost makes it all worthwhile
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:56, archived)
# YAY!
tastefully done :)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Wed 1 Apr 2009, 17:45, archived)