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# I SAW SOMEONE WITH BEADLEHAND
seriously. In tesco. We followed him around the cosmetics bit for a bit so I could show it to the wife. Surrepticiously, of course. I don't think he noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:37, archived)
# So you didn't get into a new york taxi and scream "Tail the freak!" then?
One of the local vicar's had a similar thing, might have actually been a different affliction but I can't really remember nor do I have enough knowledge to know that, but it was his right hand which he used to shake everyone's hand with.

I remember on the two occasions at funerals when you walk past and shake his hands I wasn't sure whether I was supposed to kind of just loosely lock and risk looking like I'm disgusting, or squeeze it and possibly actually break his hand! You would have thought you'd just put out your left hand to avoid that kind of situation.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:41, archived)
# I most certainly did not, there's a lack of them in English supermarkets.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:43, archived)
# Beadle came
to my school fete, there's a picture of him with his wank claw on my best mate's shoulder
(I helped save b3ta! SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:44, archived)
# probably best he kept it where you could see it
mind of its own y'know
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# my flatmate met Beadle twice and both times insisted on shaking his funny arm
she's a bit obsessed with him actually
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:46, archived)
# Do you think she used to lay on her bed at night thinking:
"He could go in all the way up to the elbow!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:47, archived)
# I always kind of imaged the arm having the consistancy of an empty chocolate bar wrapper
crinkly on the outside, hollow on the inside
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:51, archived)
# Argh! What is it with "up to the elbow" today? First Wow, now you.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:52, archived)
# It's the new thing the kids are doing
it's called 'doing the marigold'.

Or something funnier. I'm tired.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:54, archived)
# "I've had it 'up to here' with it today!"

God I've got to write that one down actually.
(Jeru War and Piss, Thu 2 Apr 2009, 16:56, archived)