But you could have a "Disney on Ice" featuring the cranes, the zambonis, the vampires, dead bees and coffins.
Andre Rieu wouldn't be able to compete with a show like that
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BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:22,
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The show would only go for 3 minutes
and would consist entirely of me shitting into a giant crack pipe while someone lights a fire under it and the audience all smokes my dump.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Mon 6 Apr 2009, 6:25,
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