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# My eye is now stuck to the monitor!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:08, archived)
# Did you mean
monocle?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:13, archived)
# I want a monocle
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:14, archived)
# I have a monocle.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:47, archived)
# NO I meant bellend
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:30, archived)
# OK
So how did you get your eye stuck to a bell end, may I ask?
(Ringo Grumio Nibbler Can't wear skinny jeans cos I'd look a cunt, Thu 9 Apr 2009, 19:43, archived)