Reminds me of the 'Hughes Nails' joke
As told to me many years ago by an uncle.
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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇,
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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?
Because if they fell forward they would bang their heads.
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Captn Hood-Butter is not dead yet.,
Fri 10 Apr 2009, 12:56,
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