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# Oh yes
If Jesus was called Barry, I think people would clean instead of go to church and the world would be a shinier place. He'd like that.

(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:08, archived)
# drank a whole bottle
..but i still want to KILL PEOPLE....gah!
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:33, archived)
# You don't drink it!
Matthew 7:5 -
You use it to rinse the wooden splinters from people's eyes.
Also, Mark 9:47,9:43 and Matthew 18:8-9.
In the event of eye or hand amputation, it can be used to sterilise the wound to prevent sin getting in.
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:50, archived)
# aaaah!
*re-reads bible proper*:)
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 17:06, archived)
# Oh no, you have gone and done it all wrong
(, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 16:48, archived)