Now i'm thinking
Why didn't I just spend all my student loans on cigarettes, the one investment guaranteed to always rise in value.
I could be rich now
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WOLF .™,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:36,
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Because they'd taste like that packet of rothman's I've still got for emergencies.
Like dessicated sewer sludge and dust.
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Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous,
Wed 15 Apr 2009, 15:37,
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